Our Current Production

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Show sponsored by:
Liberty Bay Bank

7:30 p.m. Fridays & Saturdays, May 27 – June 18
Sunday Matinees 2:00 p.m. June 5, 12 & 19

Tickets are on sale for the Opening Night Party on Friday, May 27. Mi Sueño Catering and Taqueria is our featured host for the evening. Simply purchase tickets for March 11 as you would for any other performance. There is no extra charge for Opening Night. Doors open at 6:30p.m.; show starts at 7:30 p.m.

From the scribes who brought you previous abridged works on Shakespeare, America, and the Bible comes a seriously silly showbiz satire. Giving Hollywood more than just a nip and a tuck, Completely Hollywood (Abridged) cuts through the celluloid to condense the 186 greatest films in Hollywood’s over 100-year history into a complete compilation of classic cinematic clichés.

A hilarious and speedy take on Hollywood’s highs and lows that skillfully skewers American cinema. Come prepared to laugh!

Charlie Birdsell as himself
Christopher Dolan as himself
Charlie Hamilton as himself

Directed by Pavlina Morris

Ticket Information – Please note our ticket policy*

Tickets for this witty comedy are $16 for adults, $14 seniors/students/military. Tickets may be purchased online at www.brownpapertickets.com or by calling Brown Paper Tickets at 800.838.3006.

* Ticket Policy: The cutoff for ordering tickets is 4:30 p.m. on Fridays and Saturdays of the performance and 11 a.m. for Sunday matinees. Patrons have until 3 hours prior to the start of performances to cancel. Cancellations for tickets purchased through Brown Paper Tickets must be made via Brown Paper Tickets. Sorry, no refunds for no-shows or late arrivals.

Season Pass, Flexi-Pass, and comp ticket holders may reserve a seat by calling the theater at 360.697.3183. Pass holders must bring passes to the theater the night of the show. Flexi-Pass holders who do not have their pass with them will be asked to purchase a ticket at the seniors/students/military rate.

Tickets may be available at the theater on the night/day of the performance, however, seats are not guaranteed. The Jewel Box Theatre accepts Visa or Master Card for ticket purchases at the theater on performance dates if seats are available.

Doors open one hour before the start of each performance. Seating is general admission and begins 30 minutes prior to each show. Please see priority seating policy for season ticket holders and early arrivals. Please arrive at least 10 minutes before show time. Nearby free parking is available.

The Jewel Box Theatre is wheelchair accessible. Please contact us at 360-697-3183 if you have special needs regarding handicap or hearing difficulty.

Rehearsal Photos from Completely Hollywood (Abridged)Back to top of page
Photos by Richard Thornton